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drinking from someone else’s takeout cup expecting soda but it’s just water because LIFE IS UNFAIR AND DISAPPOINTING

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"[12:36:54 AM] Baron Von Magpie: the road to sucess is paved with erect phalli"

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i feel like fantasy novels greatly exaggerate the number of white people with black hair

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wtfbadfantasycovers:

That really isn’t an appealing cover or title.

wtfbadfantasycovers:

That really isn’t an appealing cover or title.

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humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."

humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."

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rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

(via blackle-mori)

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

i eat alot of these

(Source: heyworlditsmematthew, via grizzlybeargrenade)

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via dixie-wolf)