Text

creepturtle:

my mom is talking about MAYBE going back to new york this fall and i am so excited i really hope this happens

i just remembered fall in new york is actually cold so that could get interesting

Text

my mom is talking about MAYBE going back to new york this fall and i am so excited i really hope this happens

Text

themaddragon said: Crows in all their intelligent glory?

canuck-sweeety33:

thecutestofthecute:

Crows can be so floofy, expecially when they are babies

Baby chicks voice: Nevermore

Text

if you ever start to think hairdressing isnt a hardcore profession just remember that my mom once had a human corpse in her salon and she gave it a makeover

Photo
ktsaurusr3x:

dailybirdbeast:

American woodcock.
(Suggested by skidar)
My logic for this was “which bird in my suggestion list is least suited to be a dragon”

ktsaurusr3x:

dailybirdbeast:

American woodcock.

(Suggested by skidar)

My logic for this was “which bird in my suggestion list is least suited to be a dragon”

image

(via snowysauropteryx)

Tags: peent
Text

taliabobalia:

i hate adulthood. i finally got some money and i was like HELL YEAH SPLURGE TIME!!!! and the first thing i did was pay all my bills and transferred the rest, except what i need for groceries, into a savings account

(via madbiology)

Text

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

(via dixie-wolf)

Tags: lifehack
Photo
yaoihands:


where do i start 

one man is missing a neck and the other has double hand mass
how embarassing

yaoihands:

where do i start 

one man is missing a neck and the other has double hand mass

how embarassing

Photoset

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via snowysauropteryx)

Text

madbiology:

thegoddamnedmagpie:

creepturtle:

i had a dream i was making shitty puns about the loch ness monster but thinking about it now none of them actually made sense and im pissed

being dead throws off your comedic timing

Maybe if you try harder next time, you can loch in on some good ones.

you monster