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ok kids it’s been fun but im going to the LAND OF NO WIFI from which there is NO RETURN until like wednesday

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ok for a minute i thought that was a garage door and a huge owl

ok for a minute i thought that was a garage door and a huge owl

(Source: lawebloca, via epsilonred714)

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the only book i brought with me is hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and i think that’s pretty appropriate

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im so bad at goodbyes and i know this is gonna be like the ultimate, final goodbye but i can’t do it. i can’t do this shit. this is the last time im gonna see her in this world and im staying home because im a fucking wuss and i can’t fucking do this i can’t

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toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

(via zlandael)

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guess who walked up a mile and a half of STAIRS today

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metal-gear-samus said: Slenderman. Because that's the fandom I know you from. :P

i am neither thin nor well dressed but i do enjoy standing outside your second-floor windows at night and i think that’s beautiful

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snowysauropteryx said: Chell. Not quite sure why. Isn't your icon a portal icon? That might be it.

oh my GOD i am so flattered chell is fuckin badass and portal is one of my favorite things

(also my icon is from the game transistor, i put it on there because that particular monster is called a CREEP)
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Message me with a character that you associate me with.

wisteriaprincess:

A character that makes you think of me every time, any fandom, original character, whatever!

(via theoldaeroplane)

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