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spiritsflame:

I just need this scene where Bucky makes a dirty joke in front of the Avengers and everyone just stops for a moment. And then Steve just snorts soda out his nose and starts laughing so hard he can hardly breathe.

And everyone is just shocked because they thought Steve would be scandalized.

Bucky just looks at their stunned faces and goes “You do know that we were in the army, right?”

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yo ive decided to sleep for a month. wake me up when september ends

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wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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celestia-ludenberq:

celestia-ludenberq:

lonk ness monster

i did not spend 10 minutes on this for one note

celestia-ludenberq:

celestia-ludenberq:

lonk ness monster

i did not spend 10 minutes on this for one note

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justchukwa:

So I usually roll my eyes at these stupid google poem things like

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But then I think about what they had to type in to make that one word be corrected and it makes me laugh hysterically

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himynameismaggie182:

in case u all forgot this commercial from 2007

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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oelm:

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